manual
⑴ messages sent must not exceed three lines.
⑵ do not use the word "miss."
⑶ use only designated lighter.
⑷ the second entry shall tie the entry fragger's shoelaces.
⑸ do not leave. silently. again. always.
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Midsummer. Concrete floor. Stolen beer. No tree, no presents.
But you're here.
That's enough for a pretty decent holiday.
You really need to admit your standards are pretty damn low, too.
Low standards.
Yeah, probably.
A guy who buys food he can't read for someone who won't come back. A woman who ties shoes for a man who'll probably die with them on.
We're a fucking pair.